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302 “Ripley’s Cleave It Or Not”

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Commentary from October 14, 2023
Strange thing about this strip is that I think it works even without the dialogue.

As you can see, not having the dialogue is certainly no loss.

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Date Posted: October 14, 2023Storylines: Parodies, Volume 6

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Comments

  1. VeryPeeved says

    October 14, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    You motherfucker.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 14, 2023 at 6:33 pm

      My first customer to my house of pain

      Reply
      • Luigiymario2 says

        October 14, 2023 at 7:31 pm

        Hate is also seeping through me lol

        Reply
        • clay says

          October 14, 2023 at 7:32 pm

          There’s that hate I was looking for

          Reply
  2. Hsc says

    October 14, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    So, making fun of The Land of the (Rich White) Free (Men)? Nice. Way more contentious than any of the weird porn stuff xD

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 14, 2023 at 7:27 pm

      I thought the layout would get me more hate than the content tbh

      Reply
      • HeiharuRuelyte says

        October 15, 2023 at 2:42 am

        That’s cuz you’re old (source: me I’m old)

        Reply
      • Sexrader says

        November 2, 2023 at 6:44 am

        I’m here I made it to the end

        Reply
        • PP says

          November 4, 2023 at 9:46 am

          Oh you think this is the end?

          Reply
  3. Marshall Rodriquez says

    October 14, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    We’re just happy we got something

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 14, 2023 at 7:29 pm

      “Something” is a good description of it

      Reply
  4. Zakk says

    October 14, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    Missed you <3

    Reply
  5. Luigiymario2 says

    October 14, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    Can’t believe I’ve got Loss’d.

    Reply
  6. Ex says

    October 14, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    Lovely to see a return to your early parodies! I still laugh thinking about the Star Wars one…

    Reply
  7. Cozad2112 says

    October 14, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    Well shit this still exists lol. Hell yeah
    😎👌

    Reply
  8. M says

    October 14, 2023 at 8:43 pm

    I’m at a loss for words… I IL II I_

    Reply
  9. Ferret says

    October 14, 2023 at 10:05 pm

    You live! Though she might not…

    Reply
  10. Teapot of Darkness says

    October 14, 2023 at 10:09 pm

    The wait was worth it. I shudder to think how large your brain has grown in this past year to produce such exemplary work.
    Still the best webcomic on the whole internet

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 6:39 pm

      that’s not my brain

      Reply
  11. maper says

    October 14, 2023 at 11:39 pm

    Sexy Loss

    Reply
  12. Marek says

    October 15, 2023 at 1:22 am

    Welcome to America!

    Reply
  13. Fredrik says

    October 15, 2023 at 2:27 am

    Welcome back! Missed you…

    Reply
  14. perrydaplatapus says

    October 15, 2023 at 7:25 am

    This is perfect, and i hate you for it

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 15, 2023 at 12:47 pm

      More delicious hate

      Reply
  15. Norman says

    October 15, 2023 at 7:26 am

    yes, what Fredrik said, please keep doing this great work!

    Reply
  16. ColdFusion says

    October 15, 2023 at 12:38 pm

    I’m disappointed in you, but it’s still better than when you got all PC and apologized for past offenses.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 15, 2023 at 12:46 pm

      I have zero fucks to give for your opinion, sorry.

      Reply
      • ColdFusion says

        October 18, 2023 at 12:51 pm

        Well then I think you’re a cool guy. Ha! Take that opinion and wrap it in a blanket.

        Reply
  17. Aurora says

    October 15, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    This is still my all time favourite web comic after all these years. Looking forward to the next update, no matter how long it takes.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 6:40 pm

      crazy that people still follow this comic

      Reply
      • Aurora says

        November 7, 2023 at 5:19 pm

        Crazy that I was a guy studying to be an engineer when this started and now I’m woman in IT with years long career.

        Reply
  18. Guy says

    October 16, 2023 at 6:49 am

    You are still alive, I am very glad! 🙂
    So visiting this page each day is still worth it after all!
    Lets meet again next year!

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 6:41 pm

      … each day?

      sorry about that Guy, that must have been quite a series of disappointments

      Reply
  19. Z says

    October 16, 2023 at 8:24 am

    …Why are you like this…

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 9:02 am

      ????

      Reply
  20. westrain says

    October 16, 2023 at 2:01 pm

    this came out on my birthday. 🙂

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 6:38 pm

      happy birthday!!!

      Reply
  21. Sargent_D says

    October 16, 2023 at 2:13 pm

    You haven’t fixed the last comic. It still says “Cheryl” instead of “Anne”.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 2:15 pm

      I figure at this point people can read the comments if they’re confused

      Reply
  22. integernine says

    October 16, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Glad to see you’re alive, Clay, sorry about the Carpal tunnel syndrome on that wanking wrist, that’s a killer

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 16, 2023 at 6:37 pm

      People are speaking in riddles in the comments today

      Reply
  23. Divided_Loyalty says

    October 17, 2023 at 5:34 am

    We have to nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Also, God will now His own.

    Reply
    • Divided_Loyalty says

      October 17, 2023 at 5:35 am

      *know, motherfucking shit fuck (we need a cunting EDIT button)

      Reply
  24. Primordial Panda says

    October 17, 2023 at 7:38 am

    It’s so nice to have a new comic !
    I’ve been following for years and it’s still a good site to have a laugh.
    I hope you’ll continue like this.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 19, 2023 at 5:08 pm

      This is way too polite and I’m uncomfortable with it

      Reply
  25. Greggory says

    October 18, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    This seems familiar, but I’m at a loss for trying to think of why that is.

    Also, one of those Kenta strips from awhile back seemed to be hinting that his new girlfriend’s mom might want to hook up with him in a reversal of his previous dilemma. Will there be any follow up on that?

    Finally, good to see you back, hope it’s not another year before the next one.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 19, 2023 at 5:07 pm

      That was just a joke to highlight Kenta’s naivety, I didn’t plan on following it up.

      Reply
  26. manwithjoename says

    October 19, 2023 at 5:51 am

    Yes. Feel the hate flow through you.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 19, 2023 at 5:08 pm

      It’s why I got into comics

      Reply
  27. resle says

    October 19, 2023 at 11:56 am

    this takes me back

    Reply
  28. Koduku says

    October 20, 2023 at 8:19 am

    Worth the wait honestly

    Reply
  29. Jerry says

    October 23, 2023 at 5:49 am

    Clay, I’m one of the sick fucks that still enjoy this comic, and even though you ( understandably) don’t make these comics as often, it always makes my day when one of these drops. Thanks for all the laughs, I’ll wait as long as it takes for the next comic, thanks for making this sexy loser’s life a little better.

    Reply
  30. Nick says

    November 15, 2023 at 7:26 am

    I don’t know if I should be proud of myself for getting the reference so quickly, or be annoyed at how this reminds me of being old (I started reading CAD in like… 2005). Been a reader of Sexy Losers since like 2006/2007 I think?

    I check in periodically, glad to see the occasional updates here. I reference jokes from this comic a lot in real life, but because of its relative obscurity, people think I’m super witty and funny, so thanks for that I guess.

    Reply
  31. Eledore says

    November 16, 2023 at 4:34 am

    I second this motion.
    I do miss this type of humor so much these days.
    Glad to see you are still around.

    Reply
  32. Rukas says

    November 20, 2023 at 2:55 am

    I follow your Comics/website since 2004, and I am always very happy when there’s an update.
    Thank you for your work.

    Is it possible that you will bring out a Collection in a Book of all the comicstrips?
    I would buy that 🙂

    Greetings from Germany

    Reply
  33. Opus the Poet says

    December 14, 2023 at 10:44 am

    We just had a woman have to leave the state here to get an abortion to stop a non-viable pregnancy, after our fucking AG appealed her TRO and almost killed her. I feel like he should have to go through 4 appeals courts to get emergency room treatment for bleeding out.

    Reply
  34. Carolly says

    December 21, 2023 at 10:30 am

    Whoof, there’s a mood. Same, sis.

    Reply
  35. semicolon says

    January 9, 2024 at 11:22 am

    funny

    Reply

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