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301 “Return of the Jerker VII”

27 Comments

Date Posted: January 12, 2023Storylines: Left-Handed Mike, Volume 6 Characters: Mark, Mike Lefty

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  1. Dima says

    January 12, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    Happy New Year, Clay, hope everything is alright!

    Still the one and only blog I have or have ever had email notifications on for.

    Reply
  2. Dima says

    January 12, 2023 at 8:02 pm

    Happy new year, Clay, hope everything’s alright!

    Still the one and only blog I have or have ever had email notifications for.

    Reply
    • clay says

      January 12, 2023 at 8:40 pm

      that says tonnes about the update schedule

      Reply
      • Eledore says

        January 12, 2023 at 8:52 pm

        Somethings are just worth it.
        Have a few others where updates are just reaching doubled digits in the last decade, but they don’t do email notifications.
        Besides i am kind of personally invested, losers.sexy still works.

        Reply
      • Jordan says

        May 30, 2023 at 6:28 am

        Dude, I’ve hung onto your comics forever. I know you would probably hate to hear this but I kinda grew up on these. Thank you.

        Reply
  3. Divided_Loyalty says

    January 12, 2023 at 10:35 pm

    I thought Mike didn’t have any qualms about beating his meat to his sister?

    Reply
    • M says

      January 12, 2023 at 10:54 pm

      Indeed, they had no issues helping one another when they need their hands to hold the phone while talking to their parents.

      Reply
      • M says

        January 12, 2023 at 11:05 pm

        Oh hey, found it. 136. Yeah, he’s beaten it to her before. Maybe he just cares more about wasting a hardon than he does about her being his sister.

        Reply
        • Alex says

          January 13, 2023 at 2:30 am

          IMO, this series isn’t really about continuity.

          Reply
          • alex says

            January 13, 2023 at 6:49 am

            I stand corrected.

        • clay says

          January 13, 2023 at 6:02 am

          Since he couldn’t tell it was his sister when he started, he just decided not to dwell on it and continue.

          Reply
          • manwithjoename says

            January 13, 2023 at 6:45 am

            He just needs her to wear a mask and then it’s no longer an issue as he pointed out in episode 153 https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/153/

          • clay says

            January 13, 2023 at 10:04 pm

            Mike is pretty good at finding ways to fap to things he shouldn’t.

      • Thomas Nielsen says

        January 16, 2023 at 7:15 am

        Would Michelle even be interested in dating at all? Isn’t she autosexual like Mike?

        Reply
  4. luigiymario2 says

    January 13, 2023 at 12:16 am

    Happy New Year Clay! As always, sexy losers be the only comic I wait for in my email every time lol

    Reply
  5. higado2 says

    January 13, 2023 at 9:58 am

    Happy New Year Clay! I can’t believe you still update Sex Losers, but I always look forward to an update! Been a fan since it was The Thin H Line! Please keep the updates coming (no! no pun intnded I swear!).
    As for Mike… he needs beatings! Let the poor guy try to date your sister damn it! Hehehe

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    • clay says

      January 13, 2023 at 10:03 pm

      Sex Losers is actually the title of my autobiography, not this comic

      Reply
  6. h.a. says

    January 13, 2023 at 10:01 am

    Your comics rock. It’s great, you’re crackin me up to this day! I was hooked on your shit back in high school, like.. wow.. almost twenty years ago now! Always a treat seeing a new one turn up in my inbox. Thanks for just keepin on keepin on!!! You – and your comics – rock. ✌️

    Reply
    • clay says

      January 13, 2023 at 10:02 pm

      thanks, I’m glad you survived high school, that place sucks

      Reply
    • mark says

      March 16, 2023 at 2:26 am

      ditto on high school. i was extremely sheltered and this comic was like the sex education i never really had

      i had no idea clay had picked up sexy losers again. its like randomly getting back in touch with an old buddy and theyre still just as awesome now as they were back then

      Reply
  7. Opus the Poet says

    January 13, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    Glad to see this still updates, good comic. And I can’t tell which one is the biggest prick over this.

    Reply
    • clay says

      January 13, 2023 at 10:01 pm

      that would be Mike because he uses a hand pump.

      Reply
  8. Uthan the perverse says

    January 13, 2023 at 4:12 pm

    Cheryl? Wasn’t his GF named Anne?

    Reply
    • clay says

      January 13, 2023 at 10:01 pm

      fuck Cheryl is in another thread, I’ll change that in the next day or two. thanks!

      Reply
      • Uthan the perverse says

        February 11, 2023 at 9:02 am

        Its been 1 month now lol.

        Reply
      • Greggory says

        June 4, 2023 at 7:08 pm

        Maybe a future strip could revel her name as Cheryl-Anne. Or you could have Anne meet Cheryl and end up becoming a collaborating cam girl doing lesbian stuff, further tormenting Mark because that just gives more fap fuel to Mike.

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  9. the unsexy loser says

    July 18, 2024 at 11:03 am

    In all these years, has anyone ever said that using the lyrics from “Hurt” as a subtitle for this series is funny and pretty awesome?

    Love your blog.
    In the horrific transience of life, it’s one of the few constants

    Reply

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