Don’t sell yourself short. You are the George RR Martin of adult comics.
Sanasays
The man! The legend! The tortoise!
MidnightDStroyersays
By every measurable marker throughout the comic, it can be said that “the rabbit done died.” So I guess that Sana is correct by implying that the tortoise (Clay) crosses the finish line slowly but surely ahead of the rabbit..
A new Sexy Losers comic on Thanksgiving??! Be still my heart, now you’ll make us want one on Christmas. Haven’t we all been good enough this year? Come on man!
Seriously though im glad you still remember this weird project of yours and keep adding to it. Dont be too upset with your fans, were all societies misfits to some degree hehe
It’s not thanksgiving, it’s my birthday (and a leapyear). Don’t worry, we don’t need to expect more, just appreciate what we get. And we like it that way!
I believe in you Mr. Clay, I know you’ll see it through to the I am sure horrifying but hilarious end. It’s taken over 20 years (the storyline started on May 15, 2000), but I read Berserk so I am used to long waits. Can’t wait to see how it finishes (and if one or both of them do, or maybe neither?). I hope you and your loved ones are safe and happy during this tumultuous time. I also hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy Thanksgiving holiday and holiday weekend!
P.S. I am glad I am an email subscriber, it’s such a treat getting a notification from this comic! 🙂
I’ve always wandered, does Mrs. Shibata lust for Kenta simply because of his huge cock, or is it also because of the taboo of doing it with her own son?
Going by the comic it seems like she never really cared at all about him being her son. Like, it’s almost like it never occurs to her. But after seeing what he brings it’s obvious that’s what she wants no matter what.
Ow he says, as a grown woman breaks her fall by grabbing his erection. I can say that similar events have resulted in permanent cases of total erectile disfunction as the tissues are ripped completely apart.
Voyager was part of the TNG extended universe like DS9, especially since such characters as Barclay and Q and the two stupid Ferengi were in either DS9 or TNG before appearing in Voyager.
Timosays
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct, but I’ve never heard anyone use TNG to refer to DS9 or Voyager before.
Just like if someone said their favorite movies were the Star Wars Trilogy, I would never expect them to be referring to Episodes 1-3 or -7-9, even those are technically Star Wars trilogies. 😉
To be fair, it looks like she braced her foot against the side of the tub, so he’s “only” supporting the weight of a small child and oh god, this sentence was less dirty before I typed it out.
Honestly, I’m that type of a person who never laughs out loud at written things… I just exhale loudly though my nose. But you made me literally lol. Kudos 🙂
Damn. I’m a girl, but I still felt pain…
I’m sooo glad I subscribed to email updates!
The first time I found your website was two years ago. I read all comics in a heartbeat and completely forgot about it by now, but thankfully… email updates!
I’d love to hear more about you, Clay, the artist behind this legendary artwork! Do you have other social accounts where I can follow you?
I DID IT! After forgetting about this strange, twisted comic, I was remined about it on 9GAG last month! I re-read the whole thing, and saw the new strips after the one I stopped at (I think the last one was when Shiunji was tied up by the “resurrected” schoolgirl) almost 20 years ago! Hahaha! Damn, I was rooting for the funeral home girl. Shiunji is an idiot! Hehehe
AND IT’S STILL NOT OVER! I’ll be rooting for you Clay! Thank you for this awesome comic!
It’s been almost twenty years since I first read Sexy Losers, and I still laugh my ass off whenever I pop back in. I just have to do it quietly nowadays so as not to wake the family, because I’m not explaining this to my better half.
This comic forced me to remember one of the greatest mysteries of our time, regardless of how long I’ve been trying to forget it: There’s such a thing as Batman Shampoo, but why is there no Conditioner Gorden?
Be that as it may, I think Clay would be the perfect man to author a book entitled, “Everything you never wanted to know about sex but was forced to find out.”
A sentence, what in most cases would seem to be quite unappropriate but suits very well on this,is,make the mom do the son already. This comic needs a firm conclusion.
I have a SFW patreon. The problem is PayPal. It is notoriously fussy over NSFW stuff and has been known to change its policies quickly, as many adult content creators have found out. Currently patreon’s ToS prohibits certain kinds of NSFW content, some of which would definitely include many sexy losers strips. I once tried to do two versions of each sexy losers strip, the way oglaf manages its patreon, but it was too much work.
I just read through your entire series of comics and all I can say is that this series is pure genius! I really wish there was a Patreon for this. Even if all it did was notify me of new comics on this page, I would still donate. Especially if it could help increase the frequency of your posts here.
Mr. Clay, sorry to be a bother, but I was unable to reply to your other comment. I was doing some digging, and I found that https://gumroad.com/ and https://en.liberapay.com/ ( also possibly https://flattr.com/ ? couldn’t find their stance on NSFW content) allow NSFW content and allow paypal and stripe as payment plans.
I know it must suck and be a hassle that everyone doesn’t read the comments and is like “PATREON????” but at least it shows you have an audience that loves your work and wants to donate to it.
I hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful and safe rest of the week, and hopefully are having a safe and happy 2021 🙂
Mr. Clay, sorry to bother you, but I did some digging, and I think https://gumroad.com/ and https://en.liberapay.com/ (and possibly https://flattr.com/ but I can’t find their tos re: nsfw content) both accept nsfw content and also accept paypal and stripe for payment processors.
I know it must be annoying and frustrating and it sucks that every new person commenting doesn’t read the previous comments and just shouts “PATREON?!?!?!” over and over, but I think that shows that you have an audience that loves your work, and wants to support it financially.
I hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy rest of the week, and I hope you and your loved ones are having a safe and happy 2021! 🙂
P.S. Can’t wait to buy the sexy losers volumes! 🙂
P.P.S. Are you gonna make a sexy losers omnibus eventually? That would be rad to buy.
Mr. Clay, sorry to bother you, but I did some digging, and I think gumroad and liberapay (and possibly flattr but I can’t find their tos re: nsfw content) both accept nsfw content and also accept paypal and stripe for payment processors.
I know it must be annoying and frustrating and it sucks that every new person commenting doesn’t read the previous comments and just shouts “PATREON?!?!?!” over and over, but I think that shows that you have an audience that loves your work, and wants to support it financially.
I hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy rest of the week, and I hope you and your loved ones are having a safe and happy 2021! 🙂
P.S. Can’t wait to buy the sexy losers volumes! 🙂
P.P.S. Are you gonna make a sexy losers omnibus eventually? That would be rad to buy.
Are you sure about Gumroad not accepting adult contant Mr. Clay? Cause I’ve seen multiple porn/hentai artists selling their stuff on gumroad, for example Reinbach. If i’m wrong just let me know. I hope you have a safe and happy rest of the week.
That’s not everyone I know of, but those are all NSFW comics that often post NSFW content. I think that as long as it’s tasteful, it’s not that big of a deal.
I found this comic 2 or so months ago and I just gotta say holy shit this started in 1999, I’m surprised that you even still post occasionally but I’m happy to see it.
damn! lmao, that is a way to avoid getting a cracked skull! haha
THat foreshadowing I dropped in 2017 is paying off now
Dang, that’s impressive! Not every writer can plan content 3 years in advance. 😉
The trick is not to plan it in advance, but do it realllllyy slow
Don’t sell yourself short. You are the George RR Martin of adult comics.
The man! The legend! The tortoise!
By every measurable marker throughout the comic, it can be said that “the rabbit done died.” So I guess that Sana is correct by implying that the tortoise (Clay) crosses the finish line slowly but surely ahead of the rabbit..
I believe in you Clay!
no! don’t! it’s a mistake!!!
this is why I’m still subscribed by e-mail, thank xou, Clay
9/9 by 2025!
I did three strips in 2020, so it’ll probly be done in 2023
Don’t upload too often, we might expect you to keep up with this next year
ya, I work best under the lowest possible expectations
And here cums the conditioner!
cumditioner
More like strong hold hair gel. (See There’s Something About Mary)
I love you Clay. I wish you were Kenta, I was your mother, and your dong was saving my life.
this is so incredibly wrong I don’t know how i should feel about this
It can be hard to hold onto your feelings. Just open up and I’m sure it will come to you.
Sorry, my parents refused to teach me about sex when I was young. Your comics taught me everything I know about sex and relationships.
My boyfriend thinks my views are distorted, but he’s dead, so what does he know?
Why are you using “thinks” in the present tense when he is deceased
That damned Dutch fairy brings him back to life now and then, and all he does is talk talk talk to make up for all of his previous silence
It’s amazing that a new strip is posted the same day I’m checking up on it again. I can’t wait for the conclusion to the storyline in 2022!
optimist
Thanks for the dedication! 😀
You crazy people believe in me after twenty one years, what can I say
After reading your comments for about 12 years and through 2 kids I can say we all still do 🙂 I stil check every couple weeks man
We’re all quivering with anticip….
you know deep dowm how this ends
Say it! Say it!
“What was that about hats?”
“Oh (flips pages) umm… people aren’t wearing enough of them.”
I really love your work. If you make a patreon so that you post more times. I’m in.
I have a Patreon for my SFW comics but the themes in this comic are not Patreon friendly.
So maybe get a SubscribeStar. Far less restrictions than Patreon, and would give a supportive option for your diehard fans here.
No PayPal for subscribe star.
could ko-fi possibly work for you?
Awesome surprise to start my day, thanks!
no probs
oh god, that’s gotta hurt like a bitch, i know that from experience.
I wonder if Kenta can do squats like that
Thank you, this was a well timed laugh. Also, kinda rooting for his mom here.
no one wins in this series ever
“Hang in there, baby!” motivational poster.
we’ve seen this kind of situation before in #58, it doesn’t end well
A new Sexy Losers comic on Thanksgiving??! Be still my heart, now you’ll make us want one on Christmas. Haven’t we all been good enough this year? Come on man!
Seriously though im glad you still remember this weird project of yours and keep adding to it. Dont be too upset with your fans, were all societies misfits to some degree hehe
It’s not thanksgiving, it’s my birthday (and a leapyear). Don’t worry, we don’t need to expect more, just appreciate what we get. And we like it that way!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I believe in you Mr. Clay, I know you’ll see it through to the I am sure horrifying but hilarious end. It’s taken over 20 years (the storyline started on May 15, 2000), but I read Berserk so I am used to long waits. Can’t wait to see how it finishes (and if one or both of them do, or maybe neither?). I hope you and your loved ones are safe and happy during this tumultuous time. I also hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy Thanksgiving holiday and holiday weekend!
P.S. I am glad I am an email subscriber, it’s such a treat getting a notification from this comic! 🙂
Why does it feel like this story is slowly moving through the Overton window of incest porn becoming slowly more acceptable in society?
On a scale of 1-10, how bad is that incest is becoming acceptable?
For people who are into it-1.
But for normal people?
You think you’re going to get normal people to answer that question here?! 😆
I’ve always wandered, does Mrs. Shibata lust for Kenta simply because of his huge cock, or is it also because of the taboo of doing it with her own son?
Going by the comic it seems like she never really cared at all about him being her son. Like, it’s almost like it never occurs to her. But after seeing what he brings it’s obvious that’s what she wants no matter what.
Ow he says, as a grown woman breaks her fall by grabbing his erection. I can say that similar events have resulted in permanent cases of total erectile disfunction as the tissues are ripped completely apart.
IOW: Don’t try this at home.
I have to say this, is this the episode starring Jeri Ryan as Mrs. Shibata?
What, nobody got that joke? Not one TNG fan in the whole group except me?
Nope, didn’t get it at all – still don’t.
And given that Jeri Ryan wasn’t on TNG, as she first appeared on Voyager, I don’t get you calling yourself a “TNG fan” either. 😉
Voyager was part of the TNG extended universe like DS9, especially since such characters as Barclay and Q and the two stupid Ferengi were in either DS9 or TNG before appearing in Voyager.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct, but I’ve never heard anyone use TNG to refer to DS9 or Voyager before.
Just like if someone said their favorite movies were the Star Wars Trilogy, I would never expect them to be referring to Episodes 1-3 or -7-9, even those are technically Star Wars trilogies. 😉
Oooouuchhh. My life would’ve been much happier if I skipped this comment lol.
To be fair, it looks like she braced her foot against the side of the tub, so he’s “only” supporting the weight of a small child and oh god, this sentence was less dirty before I typed it out.
Honestly, I’m that type of a person who never laughs out loud at written things… I just exhale loudly though my nose. But you made me literally lol. Kudos 🙂
Damn. I’m a girl, but I still felt pain…
I’m sooo glad I subscribed to email updates!
The first time I found your website was two years ago. I read all comics in a heartbeat and completely forgot about it by now, but thankfully… email updates!
I’d love to hear more about you, Clay, the artist behind this legendary artwork! Do you have other social accounts where I can follow you?
I can be followed on Twitter at @claycomix , although I rarely talk about SL there and only through coded hints.
Oh shit, I just noticed on the side of the site that you’re doing a volume of the comics? I can’t wait to buy that! 🙂
Don’t know exactly how I’ll be able to print it, but working on the layout and text anyways
“OW” is right.
If only things ever turned out well for the characters of Sexy Losers.
Thank you for continuing SL comics! I can never find anything else quite as sardonic and depraved in a webcomic, and trust me, I’ve looked!
I DID IT! After forgetting about this strange, twisted comic, I was remined about it on 9GAG last month! I re-read the whole thing, and saw the new strips after the one I stopped at (I think the last one was when Shiunji was tied up by the “resurrected” schoolgirl) almost 20 years ago! Hahaha! Damn, I was rooting for the funeral home girl. Shiunji is an idiot! Hehehe
AND IT’S STILL NOT OVER! I’ll be rooting for you Clay! Thank you for this awesome comic!
Wow, new stuff!!
We continue to have great faith in you and you keep rewarding it!
It’s been almost twenty years since I first read Sexy Losers, and I still laugh my ass off whenever I pop back in. I just have to do it quietly nowadays so as not to wake the family, because I’m not explaining this to my better half.
God we’re both old
This comic forced me to remember one of the greatest mysteries of our time, regardless of how long I’ve been trying to forget it: There’s such a thing as Batman Shampoo, but why is there no Conditioner Gorden?
Be that as it may, I think Clay would be the perfect man to author a book entitled, “Everything you never wanted to know about sex but was forced to find out.”
That pretty much sums up my sex life
A sentence, what in most cases would seem to be quite unappropriate but suits very well on this,is,make the mom do the son already. This comic needs a firm conclusion.
Its been so long, where’s the rest? Have you been taking a break bro?
Tending to the income generating comics, sorry
What other comics do you have? Maybe do a Patreon and throw this one on there?
I have a SFW patreon. The problem is PayPal. It is notoriously fussy over NSFW stuff and has been known to change its policies quickly, as many adult content creators have found out. Currently patreon’s ToS prohibits certain kinds of NSFW content, some of which would definitely include many sexy losers strips. I once tried to do two versions of each sexy losers strip, the way oglaf manages its patreon, but it was too much work.
could ko-fi possibly work for you?
No, its ToS specifically prohibits sexual content.
I just read all of the comics overnight. They were hilarious. Thanks for drawing since 1999.
I just read through your entire series of comics and all I can say is that this series is pure genius! I really wish there was a Patreon for this. Even if all it did was notify me of new comics on this page, I would still donate. Especially if it could help increase the frequency of your posts here.
Thank you for not asking why I don’t have a patreon for this and saving me from explaining for the umpteenth time
Mr. Clay, sorry to be a bother, but I was unable to reply to your other comment. I was doing some digging, and I found that https://gumroad.com/ and https://en.liberapay.com/ ( also possibly https://flattr.com/ ? couldn’t find their stance on NSFW content) allow NSFW content and allow paypal and stripe as payment plans.
I know it must suck and be a hassle that everyone doesn’t read the comments and is like “PATREON????” but at least it shows you have an audience that loves your work and wants to donate to it.
I hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful and safe rest of the week, and hopefully are having a safe and happy 2021 🙂
Mr. Clay, sorry to bother you, but I did some digging, and I think https://gumroad.com/ and https://en.liberapay.com/ (and possibly https://flattr.com/ but I can’t find their tos re: nsfw content) both accept nsfw content and also accept paypal and stripe for payment processors.
I know it must be annoying and frustrating and it sucks that every new person commenting doesn’t read the previous comments and just shouts “PATREON?!?!?!” over and over, but I think that shows that you have an audience that loves your work, and wants to support it financially.
I hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy rest of the week, and I hope you and your loved ones are having a safe and happy 2021! 🙂
P.S. Can’t wait to buy the sexy losers volumes! 🙂
P.P.S. Are you gonna make a sexy losers omnibus eventually? That would be rad to buy.
Mr. Clay, sorry to bother you, but I did some digging, and I think gumroad and liberapay (and possibly flattr but I can’t find their tos re: nsfw content) both accept nsfw content and also accept paypal and stripe for payment processors.
I know it must be annoying and frustrating and it sucks that every new person commenting doesn’t read the previous comments and just shouts “PATREON?!?!?!” over and over, but I think that shows that you have an audience that loves your work, and wants to support it financially.
I hope you and your loved ones have a safe and happy rest of the week, and I hope you and your loved ones are having a safe and happy 2021! 🙂
P.S. Can’t wait to buy the sexy losers volumes! 🙂
P.P.S. Are you gonna make a sexy losers omnibus eventually? That would be rad to buy.
Gumroad does not accept adult content. Librerapay does not accept Paypal for adult content.
Are you sure about Gumroad not accepting adult contant Mr. Clay? Cause I’ve seen multiple porn/hentai artists selling their stuff on gumroad, for example Reinbach. If i’m wrong just let me know. I hope you have a safe and happy rest of the week.
https://gumroad.com/terms/prohibited
Of course. I completely understand why you don’t. Though, I think that if it was just a basic account that had SFW content and info about the comic, it would be accepted. I know several NSFW comics who are on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/bloomingfaeries
https://www.patreon.com/EbenezerSplooge
https://www.patreon.com/Merceneiress
https://www.patreon.com/alexisflower
https://www.patreon.com/rockcocks
https://www.patreon.com/serpentsinnersaint
https://www.patreon.com/ByTheBook
That’s not everyone I know of, but those are all NSFW comics that often post NSFW content. I think that as long as it’s tasteful, it’s not that big of a deal.
I found this comic 2 or so months ago and I just gotta say holy shit this started in 1999, I’m surprised that you even still post occasionally but I’m happy to see it.
welp i accidentally read this whole website in less than a day, good job keeping with such a long project dude
OMG it’s still going on! I’ve been coming here for the last…. 16 years :O
i remember reading sexy losers back in school with my phone and now here we are
Cum on… It has been almost a year. Maybe 1 new episode for old times’ sake? 😀
Come on Clay, one year is enough isnt it? lol
Anyway, came here as I do every now and again and I see that there’s a Sexy Loser Volume I coming? OMG
My conclusion from all the comments is that the next slide will be added in 2025. Am I correct?
Love this thread…for the love of all just let her get the accidental tip