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287 “The Birthday Gift”

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Date Posted: June 25, 2020Storylines: Kevin's Mom The Sex Worker, Volume 6 Characters: Kevin, Kevin's Mom

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  1. clay says

    June 25, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Sorry I didn’t color this, I really hate colouring these

    Reply
    • Char says

      June 25, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      Charging, for a birthday gift? What a horrible mother! 😉 (Also, without the coloring it seems noir-ish, which is kinda fitting?) (Great job as always! 🙂 )

      Reply
      • clay says

        June 25, 2020 at 8:58 pm

        I’m just fucking lazy

        Reply
        • Char says

          June 26, 2020 at 4:43 pm

          Nothing wrong with being lazy. Wish my laziness resulted in something like you’re able to accomplish, lol.

          Reply
      • clay says

        June 26, 2020 at 6:09 pm

        Everybody is awful in this comic.

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        • Char says

          June 27, 2020 at 5:47 am

          Yeah, in a way it’s great, lol. Always sunny before always sunny existed. Wonder if they got some inspiration from you….

          Reply
    • Topagae says

      October 29, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      A patreon is still a good idea. You do great work! Thanks for all the content over the years.

      Reply
      • clay says

        October 29, 2020 at 9:12 pm

        I do have a patreon, just for my sfw stuff. Patreon doesn’t approve of the themes in this comic.

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        • J says

          January 12, 2021 at 7:49 am

          OnlyFans?

          Reply
          • clay says

            January 12, 2021 at 3:16 pm

            Only fans does not do PayPal

    • Lincolm says

      January 13, 2021 at 11:30 am

      Just found you through this, can’t wait to look at more from you! And really hope to see more of these two, really hot man

      Reply
  2. Jim says

    June 25, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Another great strip =)

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    • clay says

      June 25, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      see, it doesn’t matter if I colour these

      Reply
  3. Alan says

    June 25, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    You should have a “proxy” comic that has a patreon that we all secretly know about.

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 25, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      Nobody clicks on the “Clay” at the bottom of the page.

      Reply
      • Tom says

        June 25, 2020 at 10:04 pm

        Holy shit, Depression #455 is famous! I didn’t even put the two together that the Clay who did that was you when I saw it making the rounds on facebook. Boy do I feel like an idiot now.
        You could totally make a t-shirt design based on that strip and make some merch money.

        Reply
        • Tom says

          June 25, 2020 at 10:09 pm

          This SL strip is terrific too btw (as always). Color isn’t always necessary though you do have a knack for it

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        • clay says

          June 26, 2020 at 6:08 pm

          Very few people know it’s the fap guy when they read depression comix

          Reply
      • raznaak says

        June 29, 2020 at 11:50 am

        Wait wait wait.
        You’re the dude behind Depression Comix?
        WHY did I just find that out now?

        Reply
        • clay says

          June 29, 2020 at 4:47 pm

          Nobody noticed all the cameos and that Goth Chick is a regular character

          Reply
  4. Ale says

    June 25, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Today is my birthday. Thanks for the gift, I guess

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 27, 2020 at 7:31 am

      please don’t tell me what your mom gave you

      Reply
  5. Jay Francis says

    June 25, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    Thanks so much for keeping up the SL strips. As I mentioned before, the pleasure of viewing a new SL back in the early days of the web was really important for me. Am pleased to be able to support you via Patreon.

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 26, 2020 at 6:07 pm

      Thank you for the support. I keep this updated just so that people don’t know if it’s abandoned or not

      Reply
  6. perrydaplatapus says

    June 25, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    Sir you spoil us too much

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    • clay says

      June 27, 2020 at 7:31 am

      two updates a year is really generous imho

      Reply
  7. V Voxx says

    June 25, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    It’s always good day when an SL comic is posted. Thanks Clay!

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    • clay says

      June 27, 2020 at 7:32 am

      then there must be very few good days with the frequency this is posted

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      • V Voxx says

        July 31, 2020 at 7:29 am

        Nope. That’s why these days are special 🙂

        Reply
  8. Forrest Greene says

    June 26, 2020 at 1:16 am

    I MISSED THIS!!!!!! Awesome old school strip. Also looks fantastic.

    This one feels like a Thin H Line entry but you can easily see Clay’s growth as a writer and artist since those days. Think I may actually prefer Sexy Losers in black and white.

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 26, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      My next one will be four empty panels with me saying fukkit I’m too lazy to pencil this one

      Reply
      • Kat says

        July 17, 2020 at 10:14 pm

        I bet we’ll all still comment saying we missed you
        (but seriously, its good to see a new strip, even if it’s only occasionally)

        Reply
  9. Marek says

    June 26, 2020 at 3:58 am

    Professional indeed.

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    • clay says

      June 26, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      She doesn’t work for exposure

      Reply
  10. jay042 says

    June 26, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Now I’m wanting a meeting between this mom and Mrs. Shibata

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  11. Eledore Massis says

    June 26, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Mom is that you
    A profession she do
    As Aroused you are
    Money flows away to

    Because i still won’t forget, all of us are losers.sexy

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  12. M says

    June 26, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Am I crazy or is this a remake of an older (possibly THL) strip? Could have sworn I’ve seen the exact script before.

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    • clay says

      June 26, 2020 at 8:12 pm

      This is a redraw of a Tumblr strip. Seemed a shame to let it linger in obscurity.

      Reply
      • M says

        June 26, 2020 at 8:54 pm

        Ah, right, the revival that finished off Shiunji’s storyline(maong others). This guy and the one from 203 should get a drink together sometime.

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        • clay says

          June 27, 2020 at 7:34 am

          Some of the strips have been either redone or just coloured and put into the series. I prefer redrawing, I need the practice.

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  13. stalker2thestars says

    June 27, 2020 at 2:26 am

    …and yet Patreon has no trouble hosting the humorous pornographic comic This Romantic World. Every bit as explicit as SL. Just sayin’.

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    • clay says

      June 27, 2020 at 6:09 am

      Actually, it’s not the explicitness, it’s the theme.

      Reply
  14. stallion says

    June 27, 2020 at 8:51 am

    fuck patreon, your comics are legendary and shouldn’t end up on a site that allows nobodies to beg for money after producing only one shitty drawing

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 27, 2020 at 9:24 am

      In fairness, it’s not Patreon, it’s PayPal. PayPal has Patreon by the literal balls on this.

      Reply
  15. Erich Scheidle says

    June 28, 2020 at 12:16 am

    I wonder, if their is a chance to see something from The Suicide Girl again. That was my favorite webcomic of yours.

    Reply
    • clay says

      June 28, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Dogs ripped her to pieces, Erich. Do you really want to see her again??

      Reply
      • M says

        June 28, 2020 at 7:06 pm

        Maybe if she got reborn. I mean, if she reincarnated right after her final death, technically, she’d be slightly older than she was when she first committed suicide. Right?

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        • clay says

          June 28, 2020 at 8:51 pm

          I’m either too high to understand this or not high enough

          Reply
          • M says

            June 29, 2020 at 1:20 pm

            1981-1999(18)
            2001(torn apart by dogs)
            Assuming she was reborn shortly after, she would be 18-19 years old today(although obviously, the comic time may not correspond to our own, but then again you could go both forwards and back with this.)

  16. Greystoke says

    June 29, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Think I got more chuckles out of the comments than the comic but that doesn’t mean I dislike it. Keep up the good work and keep me smile/groan! Thanks again!

    Guess 2020 isn’t THAT terrible… Maybe 😉

    Reply
    • Greystoke says

      June 29, 2020 at 10:40 pm

      Smiling/groaning… Coffee hasn’t hit me system yet… Grammer shammer

      Reply
  17. Seahorseradish says

    July 1, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Whew! Took me two days without medication, a panic attack, a few laughs, several chuckles, and many a sheepish smirk, but I finally binged this whole dang thing!

    Reply
  18. troy says

    July 3, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    I’ve missed this

    Reply
  19. Lisa Stone says

    July 4, 2020 at 1:50 am

    haha) I suppose son is super happy)))

    Reply
    • clay says

      July 4, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      I don’t think so, he’s out fifty bucks 🙁

      Reply
  20. The Sexiest Loser says

    September 4, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    I read SL for the first time around 2010. It was unlike any other webcomic I’ve ever encountered and that’s even truer 10 years and change later. The comics all hold up. I really appreciate the commentary you’ve left on some of the earlier ones, Clay, to provide insight into your creative process. The level of detail you go into discussing the time and place you were when working on it, how you got the ideas, and the minutiae of detail on how you do the character blocking, lighting, and layout, alongside how your own personal boundaries and attitudes change and evolve over time is extremely enlightening.

    I realize what it reminds me of. It’s very similar to the kinds of comments Bill Watterson made in the marginalia of the “Essential Calvin and Hobbes” omnibuses where he discussed his sources of inspiration, decisions on how he picked which comics to do in color/as Sundays, and his discussion of metatextual problems. I appreciate your decision to share some of what was going on “behind the scenes” as it were both in the comments here and on the tumblr post where you discuss the hardship SL created for you. I am truly sorry you are another artist victim to the ongoing Disneyfication of the internet and a consequence of it being ground down to 4 sites without room for art featuring some of the things in SL.

    I really respect you for commentary like on strip #8 where you talk about how your views have changed and how you wouldn’t do a transphobic punchline today even though everyone was doing them in 99. As others have said here and in other strips, the decision not to George Lucas stuff like this is really ethical and cool. I think of it much like the Looney Tunes Censored Eleven, which are uncut and unedited to allow people to view them and not pretend they didn’t happen.

    I understand you’re focusing on your paying sfw stuff now, and I’m going to go buy and read some of it next. I have no idea what kind of numbers this site does, but I’d like to suggest putting the link you have in the footer by the copyright notice in the header breadcrumb trail or the sidebar so it’s easier to see. If this choice is intentional to avoid linking SL to your more mainstream work, then ignore the words from my word hole.

    I am delighted to see you are updating the comic again and look forward to the next ones. How wonderful that Sexy Losers is still going after 21 years.

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  21. Marc says

    October 5, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    You could always create an onlyfans account and use it basically like patreon for adult content. Those people taking low quality nudes for money are getting paid, after all.

    Reply
  22. MiguelG. says

    October 9, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Just wanted you to know man, your comics have kept me entertained for the longest time, and I’ve always read your comics for even the slightest smile or chuckle. Keep on keeping on mate! (◕‿◕)

    Reply
  23. Hana says

    October 18, 2020 at 10:58 am

    I miss Yuuko. She’s such an interesting character.

    Reply
    • clay says

      October 22, 2020 at 7:21 am

      Which yuuko, the alive, the dead, or reanimated one?

      Reply
  24. Mary Wood says

    October 26, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    In my opinion, this is some kind of strange gift from his mother. In this family, someone has head problems. Or mom or son. And maybe both.

    Reply
    • clay says

      November 26, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      she’s grifting her son, that’s the joke

      Reply
  25. clay says

    November 12, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    OK I fucking coloured it

    Reply
    • Divided_Loyalty says

      December 3, 2022 at 10:52 pm

      You’re the dog now, man!
      Wait, wha-

      Reply

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