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Imagine if Glow-Boy uses a condom, it’d be like a miniature lava lamp!
Little do people know that glow sticks actually contain glow in the dark semen!
So if one of those things break we get another “and that’s the story of how you were born”?
Okay, this dude must have a good knowledge of “how to use it” considering the size of his, ahem, “package” has classically been shown to be rather….lacking. (Especially if he sewed a convex lens onto his invisible clothes.) He does, I hope, know how to make up for it with some skills, maybe?
Either that, or the Very Fertile Woman was so desperate for a bang that she didn’t look before she plugged! On the plus side, it’s probably made her electric bill astoundingly low.
Ahahaha! Anyways, great work as always. Can’t wait for more!
Dr. Funabashi knows how to get himself off pretty darn well.
The very fertile woman (let’s call her Lottie Kidmakker) has a very dull job in the sample room, which will be the subject of a later strip. Let’s just say she welcomed the chance to… Brighten things up.
~~”And at last I see the liiiiight!”~~
PS, I hope that woman also never, EVER gets a job in a sperm bank. What “accidents” would occur….*Disturbing mental images float to mind*
Odd, it’s like you’ve been peeking into a future strip! (already inked in fact)
I need to get tested to see if I’m clairvoyant!
Get out of my head, you!
*Cackles mischievously*
I swear, though, this woman could get pregnant if some guy masturbated into a toilet and forgot to flush! I bet she could make a fortune, though, if she hawked herself as a fertility shrine. She’ll need the money.
Anyways, I can’t wait to see the one I unintentionally ‘peeked into the future’ at!
Of all the characters now, the fertile woman is the easiest. I have a lot of ideas for her, but of course, if I use them all right away the strip will kind of get boring quickly… but like her children, they will come out eventually.
Come On Future Strip
(Cumming on a Future Stripper?)
Time Travelling Strippers that let you cum on them !
OK I have now become totally Sick in the Head.
Image of 4 armed, 3 headed (one a cat head) kid “. . . and that’s how you were born.”
Instead of “Go into the Light” the light goes into you.
Aha! So this is the story behind the phrase ‘seeing the light at the end of the tunnel’!
Imagine if all of Lottie Kidmakker’s kids get together and beat the shit out of all of their deadbeat dads, or try too.
Just did a two-day archive binge, Clay. You’re my kind of sick person. Which you should know is not a compliment. And your fans! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Most of them forgot I existed, so I’m OK.
I seriously doubt most people forgot you exist. I posted your comic on facebook the other day and people laughed so hard. I been reading your comics for over ten years and always come back to see if there is anything new. Every now and then I dive into your archives and reread some of your older stuff. It is still so cutting edge and funny. I hope you continue.
Been following you since 2009, never forgetting you!
Some people never forgot you, and some still find your strips, like me. And I had a glorious time reading them.
When u gonna post another??
Seconded.
I bet Lottie Kidmakker could get knocked up from giving a guy a blow job and swallowing.
Has it really been 17 years? Those confused teenage years reading this comic don’t seem so long ago.
I don’t know that big dude’s name but when I read these I hear him in Patrick Warburton (Kronk) voice.
I hope you make another comic soon!
Me too, been killing waiting.
I miss you sexy losers :'(
Man I just pounded through every comic on this site in like a week I couldn’t get enough! Now I’m sad I have to wait for you to upload them!
It might be a long wait 🙁
Hey man.
Never wrote to you, never commented.
I read all the Sexy Losers stuff. Loved it years ago, loving it still. It is the perfect mix of naughty, witty and original. Sincerely gotta say, thank you for making this strip. I am really sad that it messed up your life so much; for what it’s worth, it has certainly a place in my heart and helped me through some dark times.
I will enjoy anything you will make. Thank you for existing, and for providing us with this dope content.
Love, Andrew.
Right now I’m working hard on another comic about mental health but Sexy Losers characters do show up occasionally. Unfortunately it’s that mental health strip where all my income is derived from so it has priority, but I will put up new comics here from time to time.
Is you other strip available online?
I would love to see your work on another concept.
Yes it is, and #358 was posted just a few moments ago. It’s at depressioncomix dot com .
As first time reader I can’t believe I haven’t read it before but I can say, with a degree of confidence that I’m glad I’ve only just discovered this comic- after some several years of (developing a kind of desensitisation via) exposure to ero/hentai/sexually explicit comics under my belt, I feel like I can better appreciate your sense of humour and your characters’… lack of moral/sexual integrity.
I can totally imagine a future where this comic is a material of study for a university course or something… A classic of its kind.
Anyway, from the first page a mere 2-3 nights ago believing I was embarking on a journey with a definite end (possibly without closure) to seeing the post dates suddenly drawing closer to the present was like time travel!! (It’s a miracle- like the dead being brought back to life- *wink wink*)
You sir are a remarkable content creator/artist/writer/story teller.
Kudos. 👍👌👏
What do I say to that? Um… thanks?
well it took several hours and quite a bit of my evening, but im glad i finally got around to reading your comics, i dont remember the last time a comic series made my laugh as much, and especially enjoyed your commentary
keep up the good work however sporadic it may be, looking forward to the next strip regardless of when it comes.
next up is the depression comix, have a good day clay.
Thank you for reading and your comments!
Depression comix is a very different comic, but familiar faces join the cast after #100.
I remember reading your comic back before the domain expired and you actually posted regularly.
Glad to see you’re still somewhat alive. Sexy Losers is one of the webcomics that turned me into a warped individual so take pride in knowing you corrupted another youth into a fine fucked up man. Kappa
Please elaborate. I need to know where I’m headed
I bet he’s the baby sun from teletubbies
2018 and you still have fans waiting with bated breath for more Sexy Losers, Clay!
This webcomic’s a one-of-a-kind gem and I sincerely hope you’re able to get back to making more of it someday.
Finally re-read all of Sexy Losers for the first time since around 2007. Still stands up pretty well, great stuff!
Your work is great! I just wanted you to know that you are very funny and I have thourghly enjoyed your comics. I sincerely hope you come back to finish off all the lose ends.
Thank you for your time.
-Matt-
Wait, this is it? Ah fuck.
Sweet mother of God, I was still a virgin when I first read through SexyLosers and often laughed my lungs out off it, then was dejected to have to accept that it had ended.
And now I come here and discover a bunch of new comics. Can’t say how much they’re appreciated.
How time has passed… But the concept of the humor stays strong.
Clay will never post here again
What, why? This is my favourite character too.
here again.
Seen these comics before but only now discovering there’s a site.
And wow, looking at the dates, first strip was uploaded when I was around 2yo. Gotta say not every day an nsfw comic makes you reflect upon your life.
Anyway I’m rambling. Love your work Clay! Hope you get back at it someday.