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282 “A Bright Idea”

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Date Posted: April 10, 2017Storylines: ... And That's The Story, Scientific Erotican, Volume 6 Characters: Dr. Jun Inage, Dr. Kaori Tsudanuma, Dr. Ken Funabashi, Lottie Kidmeiker

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  1. Marc says

    April 11, 2017 at 2:04 am

    Imagine if Glow-Boy uses a condom, it’d be like a miniature lava lamp!

    Reply
    • clay says

      April 11, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      Little do people know that glow sticks actually contain glow in the dark semen!

      Reply
      • Hellspawn says

        August 13, 2017 at 5:41 am

        So if one of those things break we get another “and that’s the story of how you were born”?

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  2. MidoriBird says

    April 11, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    Okay, this dude must have a good knowledge of “how to use it” considering the size of his, ahem, “package” has classically been shown to be rather….lacking. (Especially if he sewed a convex lens onto his invisible clothes.) He does, I hope, know how to make up for it with some skills, maybe?

    Either that, or the Very Fertile Woman was so desperate for a bang that she didn’t look before she plugged! On the plus side, it’s probably made her electric bill astoundingly low.

    Ahahaha! Anyways, great work as always. Can’t wait for more!

    Reply
    • clay says

      April 11, 2017 at 12:45 pm

      Dr. Funabashi knows how to get himself off pretty darn well.

      Reply
    • clay says

      April 11, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      The very fertile woman (let’s call her Lottie Kidmakker) has a very dull job in the sample room, which will be the subject of a later strip. Let’s just say she welcomed the chance to… Brighten things up.

      Reply
      • MidoriBird says

        April 11, 2017 at 10:22 pm

        ~~”And at last I see the liiiiight!”~~

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      • MidoriBird says

        April 11, 2017 at 10:25 pm

        PS, I hope that woman also never, EVER gets a job in a sperm bank. What “accidents” would occur….*Disturbing mental images float to mind*

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        • clay says

          April 13, 2017 at 11:58 am

          Odd, it’s like you’ve been peeking into a future strip! (already inked in fact)

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          • MidoriBird says

            April 13, 2017 at 8:58 pm

            I need to get tested to see if I’m clairvoyant!

          • clay says

            April 13, 2017 at 10:18 pm

            Get out of my head, you!

          • MidoriBird says

            April 13, 2017 at 10:29 pm

            *Cackles mischievously*

          • MidoriBird says

            April 14, 2017 at 10:42 am

            I swear, though, this woman could get pregnant if some guy masturbated into a toilet and forgot to flush! I bet she could make a fortune, though, if she hawked herself as a fertility shrine. She’ll need the money.

            Anyways, I can’t wait to see the one I unintentionally ‘peeked into the future’ at!

          • clay says

            April 14, 2017 at 3:01 pm

            Of all the characters now, the fertile woman is the easiest. I have a lot of ideas for her, but of course, if I use them all right away the strip will kind of get boring quickly… but like her children, they will come out eventually.

          • phantom1961 says

            June 24, 2017 at 11:30 pm

            Come On Future Strip
            (Cumming on a Future Stripper?)
            Time Travelling Strippers that let you cum on them !
            OK I have now become totally Sick in the Head.

        • phantom1961 says

          May 4, 2017 at 4:46 pm

          Image of 4 armed, 3 headed (one a cat head) kid “. . . and that’s how you were born.”

          Reply
      • phantom1961 says

        May 3, 2017 at 5:13 am

        Instead of “Go into the Light” the light goes into you.

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  3. Marc says

    April 12, 2017 at 5:53 am

    Aha! So this is the story behind the phrase ‘seeing the light at the end of the tunnel’!

    Reply
  4. phantom1961 says

    May 8, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Imagine if all of Lottie Kidmakker’s kids get together and beat the shit out of all of their deadbeat dads, or try too.

    Reply
  5. Kona says

    May 12, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Just did a two-day archive binge, Clay. You’re my kind of sick person. Which you should know is not a compliment. And your fans! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Reply
    • clay says

      May 12, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      Most of them forgot I existed, so I’m OK.

      Reply
      • Rogue Gothic says

        August 6, 2017 at 7:47 pm

        I seriously doubt most people forgot you exist. I posted your comic on facebook the other day and people laughed so hard. I been reading your comics for over ten years and always come back to see if there is anything new. Every now and then I dive into your archives and reread some of your older stuff. It is still so cutting edge and funny. I hope you continue.

        Reply
  6. Ajax says

    May 19, 2017 at 3:22 am

    Been following you since 2009, never forgetting you!

    Reply
  7. Zero says

    May 21, 2017 at 5:35 am

    Some people never forgot you, and some still find your strips, like me. And I had a glorious time reading them.

    Reply
  8. Daniel says

    June 3, 2017 at 4:34 am

    When u gonna post another??

    Reply
    • phantom1961 says

      June 20, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      Seconded.

      Reply
  9. Danny Waller says

    June 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    I bet Lottie Kidmakker could get knocked up from giving a guy a blow job and swallowing.

    Reply
  10. Brad says

    June 25, 2017 at 1:17 am

    Has it really been 17 years? Those confused teenage years reading this comic don’t seem so long ago.

    Reply
  11. Southern Man says

    June 26, 2017 at 3:59 am

    I don’t know that big dude’s name but when I read these I hear him in Patrick Warburton (Kronk) voice.

    Reply
  12. Totenglocke says

    July 30, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    I hope you make another comic soon!

    Reply
    • Danny Waller says

      July 31, 2017 at 6:41 am

      Me too, been killing waiting.

      Reply
  13. Akka says

    August 24, 2017 at 9:16 am

    I miss you sexy losers :'(

    Reply
  14. Pedro says

    August 25, 2017 at 3:05 am

    Man I just pounded through every comic on this site in like a week I couldn’t get enough! Now I’m sad I have to wait for you to upload them!

    Reply
    • phantom1961 says

      August 26, 2017 at 12:41 am

      It might be a long wait 🙁

      Reply
  15. Andrew P. says

    September 1, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Hey man.

    Never wrote to you, never commented.

    I read all the Sexy Losers stuff. Loved it years ago, loving it still. It is the perfect mix of naughty, witty and original. Sincerely gotta say, thank you for making this strip. I am really sad that it messed up your life so much; for what it’s worth, it has certainly a place in my heart and helped me through some dark times.

    I will enjoy anything you will make. Thank you for existing, and for providing us with this dope content.

    Love, Andrew.

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    • clay says

      September 2, 2017 at 6:29 am

      Right now I’m working hard on another comic about mental health but Sexy Losers characters do show up occasionally. Unfortunately it’s that mental health strip where all my income is derived from so it has priority, but I will put up new comics here from time to time.

      Reply
      • phantom1961 says

        September 2, 2017 at 6:36 am

        Is you other strip available online?
        I would love to see your work on another concept.

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        • clay says

          September 2, 2017 at 6:42 am

          Yes it is, and #358 was posted just a few moments ago. It’s at depressioncomix dot com .

          Reply
  16. H-en says

    September 7, 2017 at 1:41 am

    As first time reader I can’t believe I haven’t read it before but I can say, with a degree of confidence that I’m glad I’ve only just discovered this comic- after some several years of (developing a kind of desensitisation via) exposure to ero/hentai/sexually explicit comics under my belt, I feel like I can better appreciate your sense of humour and your characters’… lack of moral/sexual integrity.

    I can totally imagine a future where this comic is a material of study for a university course or something… A classic of its kind.

    Anyway, from the first page a mere 2-3 nights ago believing I was embarking on a journey with a definite end (possibly without closure) to seeing the post dates suddenly drawing closer to the present was like time travel!! (It’s a miracle- like the dead being brought back to life- *wink wink*)

    You sir are a remarkable content creator/artist/writer/story teller.

    Kudos. ???

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    • clay says

      September 7, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      What do I say to that? Um… thanks?

      Reply
  17. Tom Davies says

    September 15, 2017 at 8:27 am

    well it took several hours and quite a bit of my evening, but im glad i finally got around to reading your comics, i dont remember the last time a comic series made my laugh as much, and especially enjoyed your commentary

    keep up the good work however sporadic it may be, looking forward to the next strip regardless of when it comes.

    next up is the depression comix, have a good day clay.

    Reply
    • clay says

      September 15, 2017 at 8:40 am

      Thank you for reading and your comments!

      Depression comix is a very different comic, but familiar faces join the cast after #100.

      Reply
  18. ghneko says

    November 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    I remember reading your comic back before the domain expired and you actually posted regularly.

    Glad to see you’re still somewhat alive. Sexy Losers is one of the webcomics that turned me into a warped individual so take pride in knowing you corrupted another youth into a fine fucked up man. Kappa

    Reply
    • Robert Phillis says

      November 20, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      Please elaborate. I need to know where I’m headed

      Reply
  19. Diogenese says

    November 22, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    I bet he’s the baby sun from teletubbies

    Reply
  20. Happy says

    January 8, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    2018 and you still have fans waiting with bated breath for more Sexy Losers, Clay!
    This webcomic’s a one-of-a-kind gem and I sincerely hope you’re able to get back to making more of it someday.

    Reply
  21. tuerai says

    January 23, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Finally re-read all of Sexy Losers for the first time since around 2007. Still stands up pretty well, great stuff!

    Reply
  22. Matt says

    March 16, 2018 at 3:54 am

    Your work is great! I just wanted you to know that you are very funny and I have thourghly enjoyed your comics. I sincerely hope you come back to finish off all the lose ends.

    Thank you for your time.
    -Matt-

    Reply
  23. Nevermore says

    May 8, 2018 at 8:57 am

    Wait, this is it? Ah fuck.

    Reply
  24. kumesana says

    August 27, 2018 at 9:13 am

    Sweet mother of God, I was still a virgin when I first read through SexyLosers and often laughed my lungs out off it, then was dejected to have to accept that it had ended.

    And now I come here and discover a bunch of new comics. Can’t say how much they’re appreciated.

    How time has passed… But the concept of the humor stays strong.

    Reply
  25. Daniel says

    October 24, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Clay will never post here again

    Reply
    • M says

      October 27, 2018 at 2:42 pm

      What, why? This is my favourite character too.

      Reply
    • clay says

      December 14, 2018 at 1:17 pm

      here again.

      Reply
  26. David says

    December 8, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Seen these comics before but only now discovering there’s a site.
    And wow, looking at the dates, first strip was uploaded when I was around 2yo. Gotta say not every day an nsfw comic makes you reflect upon your life.
    Anyway I’m rambling. Love your work Clay! Hope you get back at it someday.

    Reply
  27. Lisa Stone says

    March 6, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    the light in the end of the tonnel))))

    Reply

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