Good to know that I am atleast more attractive than a corpse as long as I keep my feet warm.
It gives me the idea that I shouldn’t try to pick up girls at the club where I cannot compete with the mating dances of the other males, but instead lay in wait at the gate to the local cemetary where I can impress potential mates with the relative high temeperature of various body parts.
If that doesn’t work, I could try to follow the way of Shiunji and lower my own expectation in women by a few degrees.
Nevermore says
Good to know that I am atleast more attractive than a corpse as long as I keep my feet warm.
It gives me the idea that I shouldn’t try to pick up girls at the club where I cannot compete with the mating dances of the other males, but instead lay in wait at the gate to the local cemetary where I can impress potential mates with the relative high temeperature of various body parts.
If that doesn’t work, I could try to follow the way of Shiunji and lower my own expectation in women by a few degrees.
Derek says
Sounds good enough a plan for me